The Receipt: Thirty Years' War Tee
Somebody always pays. In 1618, Catholics and Protestants went to war over the right way to worship the same God.
Thirty years and 4.5–8 million dead later, mostly civilians lost to battle, famine and disease, parts of Germany had lost more than half their people. Even Catholic France fought on the Protestant side. This tee prints the bill: ITEM: Thirty Years' War. DATES: 1618–1648. WHO PAID: Civilians. THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING.
Every figure is a historians' estimate, printed as a range. See our sources.
No refunds. No returns. Wear the truth.
Fit: Unisex retail fit, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Ash 99% cotton; Athletic Heather 90/10). Lightweight, soft, crew neck.
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean